What made 2006 Tuluk so good?

I had the dubious privilege of acting as one of Qoriya's soldier cadre dudes, two years ago. It went something like this:

The rawboned, something templar sends you a telepathic message:
"Bro get over here and walk with me shit is going down."

You send the rawboned something templar a telepathic message:
"Aight, I'm down."

Cue my (human) soldier dude marching along with her, into an apartment building, past a door, and inside.

This is an apartment. Shit's cool, yo. Some random junk is on the floor.
The silver-haired f-me is here.

The rawboned, something templar gives the half-giant robot an order.
The half-giant robot subdues the silver-haired f-me.

em stares blankly off into a wall, not really in a position to do anything at all

The rawboned, something templar says, in sirihish,
"You should never have betrayed your city, now die."

The rawboned, something templar draws some knife.

The rawboned, something templar attacks the subdued f-me. Shit's nasty. Dem horrendous hits on low strength, yo.

Turning to face you, the rawboned, something templar says, in sirihish,
"Let this be a lesson to all who would oppose His Light, Private."

You say, in clueless-accented sirihish,
"Yes, Faithful Lady."

The rawboned, something templar says,
"Get the body cremated and you are dismissed."

em cheers wildly at getting something to do at last, despite bodies being about as interesting as a teaspoon.