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Post by mehtastic on Jun 13, 2024 12:55:14 GMT -5
by Dresan:
If you want to roleplay shitting yourself, please just find an erotic MUSH. Thank you.
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eugene
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Post by eugene on Jun 13, 2024 13:31:34 GMT -5
Are you certain that this was a serious suggestion? I suppose I should not be surprised given qwerty's open defense of pedophilia, but such a lack of discretion surprises me.
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Post by mehtastic on Jun 13, 2024 13:45:09 GMT -5
There's no way to know for sure, but it was presented entirely seriously by a person who has played the game way too long and has gotten too many concessions from staff to risk being banned for trolling. I would put the odds of seriousness at 95%.
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Post by pinkerdlu on Jun 13, 2024 13:53:52 GMT -5
He/they/it also wrote this: (https://gdb.armageddon.org/index.php/topic,60507.msg1104183.html#new)
Until at least 2073...
Dresan is either a troll or a diaper-wearing goon who is completely detached from reality, with no inkling of good sense or intuition in their body.
To be fair though, shitting yourself in a fight is something that a diehard (braindead) Armageddon fan would feasibly suggest.
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mehtastic
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Post by mehtastic on Jun 13, 2024 14:11:53 GMT -5
I think the cherry undigested kernel of corn on top is the quote "Now that's an idea I really like." by Halaster in Dresan's signature.
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Post by mehtastic on Jun 13, 2024 14:32:55 GMT -5
Boooo, they locked the thread. Boooo. Where's najdorf so he can dehumanize the mods for us?
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Post by pinkerdlu on Jun 13, 2024 14:55:42 GMT -5
More knee-jerk moderation and threads locked whilst staff get in the last word. Lovely.
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Post by hates2 on Jun 13, 2024 15:02:30 GMT -5
I think being a templar and being in a room, alone, with an aide for longer than 30 minutes should have you nut yourself. With no lag or coded penalties added for your lonely-ass character having busted and shamed themselves.
The chance should increase if your character has not nutted, or had a chance to nut, in several days. This chance should decrease depending on your Cavilish language skill.
This change has a number of current and future positives (sp) outcomes. For example, in the future as busting in your pants becomes more taboo, templars might leave their office and find their jizz stained trousers still on. ;D
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Post by mehtastic on Jun 13, 2024 15:08:23 GMT -5
More knee-jerk moderation and threads locked whilst staff get in the last word. Lovely. This was the post that was removed, by Dresan:
It quotes someone saying "We could also not do this." then Dresan says "It is terrifying to me some people equate these acts as sexual. I regret this idea and have clearly forgotten some of mentality that exists in this community. The old-style nostagic posts made me chuckle at least. Somethings have not changed." Smiley face.
It seems old Dresan found our peanut gallery, got confused and wrote a reply to it on the GDB, then CirclelessBard was confused since no one in the GDB thread brought up scat fetishes at all, and now we're here, lamenting the loss of entertainment. A truly shameful day. I am as ashamed as I would be if I shat my pants after a duel.
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Post by eugene on Jun 13, 2024 16:07:58 GMT -5
Listen: the idea of the game forcing you to shit yourself if you reach a certain level of HP or receive a critical hit is fucking hilarious, but the way it is presented with such excitement (along with a ;D) raises additional questions.
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Post by pinkerdlu on Jun 13, 2024 20:54:33 GMT -5
 Known staff-fart huffer Lotion encouraging a newer player to get excited to play in the shit & piss swamp-ass sewers. There should be a study conducted about how this game has impacted GDB veterans. To be fair, I've done plenty of tunnel crawling in my days. I used to map out the sewers in Arm and Atonement. I was a child once. A goofy goober. |
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Post by eugene on Jun 14, 2024 9:22:13 GMT -5
Back in old Shadows of Isildur days, I liked exploring the old tunnels and such underneath Osgiliath. I would be a complete hypocrite to criticize someone else for wanting to skulk around in the sewers like a Nosferatu.
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Post by Azerbanjani on Jun 14, 2024 18:12:15 GMT -5
I say this as someone who likes to sewer skulk: Don't be a sewer skulker. It's my land.
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